140 character Hindi Funny SmS

ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara
talak hua tha tab to
tumhara ek hi bachcha
tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi
maafi mangne aa jate
the.

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ye ladkiyo k gal ladko ko fasane k chal hote hai

ye ladkiyo k gal 

ladko ko fasane k chal hote hai 

chus lete hai khoon jigar ka

 tabi to unke lisp lal hote hai.

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MAI EK KILLER HU
MAI PAISE KE LIE LOGON KO MARTA HU,
LEKIN TUM MERE DOST HO,
I KILL YOU FOR FREE.