Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!! Pappu: … Lekin.. Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin…

Santa bar me gaya to Bar tender ne usse pucha: Kya loge aaj? Santa: Bas ek beer! Bar tender: Kya hua? Aaj tum kuch …

Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja: Bhejane-wala mahaan, padhane-wala gadha. Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai: B…

Sardar SMS Jokes and Santa Banta SMS Collection Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. B…

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai. Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, …

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, …

Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he…

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sa…

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read Santa …

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar li…

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imag…

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pard…

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baa…

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the she…

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai.   Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April…

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe …