Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??

Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!

Pappu:
… Lekin..

Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??

:-D

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Ek baar ek Chote Sardar ka birthday tha.

Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…

Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…

Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…

‘Le tu hi bujha Le’