Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno .Zindgi me kabhi bhi .. Dettol Se Mat Nahana Kuynki.... 
Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai. 
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi Chahte.!

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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ? 
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon.. milega kya ?? 
Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon ?? :P

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New style dhamki by Biwi : . . . Tum jitna time Facebook, Whatsapp ko doge, . . . . main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko dungi...:P

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Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad.. 
Patni : Hey Bhagwan...Agar Yeh galat hai toh Inhe utha lo .. 
Aur..Mein galat hu toh...Mujhe Widow Banado...!!

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Ek Talent test me puchha gaya - Agr apki shadi judwa behan me se kisi ek k sath ho jaye to aap apni wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
 Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane??