Mere liye ak shisha lekar aao jisme main

Boss- Mere liye ak shisha lekar aao jisme main
apna muh dekh sakun..
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Santa- nahi mila sir.! Sab me mera hi muh dikh
raha hai..
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Inteligent Santa

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!

Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyon
badha
di?
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Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar
pahunch jaate
hain….!

Santa: Interview kaisa hua?

Banta: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola... "Show me your testimonials."

Santa: Toh Phir?

Banta: Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon...