Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): I will grant you each a wish.
Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'
Two tickets appeared in her hands.
Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.
The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'
The husband became 92 years old.
Moral:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.
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