Funny sms Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?

Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he
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Pappu:
Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!! !
Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?
Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon!
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Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy
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Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!
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You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion
But Not Ur “Loose Motion”
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Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya
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Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !
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Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo