Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "Chutiya"

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga


Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na


Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...

Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"

Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

Shravan chal rahe hain na...



Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
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Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo
ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
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Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir
aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir
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1 negro(black person) aaya to
Santa ne chhod diya aur
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bola:
Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat
fenko…!!