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Hindi Wife SMS

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

mein galian kion de rahey thai?

Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

Husband – tum kon hoo

Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?

Husband: doosray doctor k paas


Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):

To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho


Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D


Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.

Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.


Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…